Also:

*sales assistant voice* Yeah so a Tim is good for helping with grief related meltdowns and general fury against injustice - he's not so good with panic attacks and depression, for those ones you need to get yourself a Martin K Blackwood, no they're not sold out, you just need to look harder, they're prone to getting lost...I'm sorry what? No you're gonna have to speak louder - A JONATHAN SIMS?? Why on earth would you want one of those?? Study inspiration? Sure, ok well I can get you one if you really want to but heads up, he comes in a wet cardboard box. Yep soaking wet. Dripping. Yeah good luck with your studying. Oh and he comes with a Martin. No, yeah you can't buy them separately. Yeah I'm afraid. Of course. Both. Yeah. Can I tempt you with a Sasha James? You seem like a person of taste, she can help with anything really, cause she's really good at becoming whatever person you need. Yeah yeah of course. Oh..no, she doesn't have a standardised design, sorry, each one is slightly different? Yeah, apologies. Right. Right so is that one of each? Yeah of course. No the Sasha does come with a Tim. Sort of like the Jon and Martin, but not really Yeah. Yeah. Are you off then? Yeah? Yeah good luck with everything, I hope everything was satisfactory and you got what you came here for! Thank you for shopping at the Magnus. Yeah, yeah bye now, bye, bye, bye.

appreciation

A star for a star

my comfort characters for real

you ever just look at your blorbos and your brain shuts down and you start to get the sweats and your chest feels like it’s gonna explode but it’s okay because they’re your blorbos and you definitely aren’t going into cardiac arrest and

This whole scene is damn near impossible to work with because dark af and zero quality, but. Two very important things:

Steve putting on Eddie's vest

Eddie staring at Steve as he walks away in his vest and blatantly checking out his ass

oopsies I forgot I had this account ^_^;; anyways I've been playin stardew valley recently :)

The Erzahler Family!! (Art by me)

I was trying out a new brush and style and was thinking about them and so I made this

no because dylan and ryan are both neurodivergent and whenever they're around each other they just find dumb phrases and start saying them back to each other in silly and endearing ways for minutes on end. ive cracked the code

Oauhfuduskfh

Hi, I’m very not used to making posts on tumblr so do forgive me, ’S a bit of a mess but yk B)

This is actually cool, I’m having fun, having my tumblr era 6 years too late wheyo !!!

Thank you for tagging me @ghostradiodylan hehe, you’re really cool :D <3

1. Three Ships: Sadly, I’m not really a shipper. Like, yes of course, live laugh Rylan. My tiny blorbos yk, my lovelies. My memory really doesn’t want to cooperate with me right now but I don’t think I’ve ever in the time of ever been as keen on a ship. God, I just remembered I used to love Raine and Eda from the Owl House, so much. They are so cute still but the hyperfixation has left the dock. Also all love to my fellow platonic-shipping people, cause that’s usually where I go. Right now I’m obsessing the hell out of The Magnus Archives, hehe, and Tim Stoker literally has my heart. Him and (platonically) literally every other character, I will die for. Especially Sasha, love them. God, I’m ranting sorry <3

2. First ship: I remember this, truly horrifying (/j) My first ship was definitely Remus Lupin and Sirius Black from HP, how could I not. Two tragic sad old gays, what’s not to love?? (Except for the author, fuck rowling all the way to hell!!) Either that or the ice princess from Sharkboy and Lavagirl and then Lavagirl, there’s something about that movie that tickles my brain (spoiler alert, it’s the autism)

3. Last Song: I’m the putting-songs-on-loop kinda person and I’ve had the Heathers soundtrack on all day, god, but beside that it’s November by Sparkbird, very good :D

4. Last Film: Okay, so me and my friends recently rewatched the first Frozen but I’ve been trying to find the time to watch Fear Street part one :”)

5. Currently Reading: So, in my litterary class we’re reading ”Mister Pip” by Lloyd Jones, it’s very interesting and insightful, really good but it’s not what I usually go for. I’ve also just bought ”The first one to die” so I’m ready to be devestated B)

6. Currently Watching: It’s a lot with studies right now so I don’t really have the time to get obsessed and binge a new series </3

7. Currently consuming: I’ve made it so far in life before relying on caffeine but I’m sad to say that it has finally taken me, mostly in the form of energy drinks. I’ve not gotten over my distaste for coffee, which I’d argue is good for my bank account B)

8. Currently Craving: A hyperfixation where all my sillies don’t die tragic, gruesome deaths would be nice. But, cherry tomatoes, I think. They’re really good <3

Mm, I don’t really have anyone to tag but yes, hope I’m not too rambly :D <3