Smelly-teabag - Bee!!!

the amount of fanfiction i could write if i had

1. time

2. the attention span

3. the grammar and sentence structure skills

like it's crazy y'all. with the scenarios ive been building in my head when i'm daydreaming. when i tell you i have been building STORIES in my brain

i am a dyke and i like boobs. boobs are neat. i really really really really like boobs. truly one of the best creations ever. sad? boobs. happy? boobs! bazoingas, some might say. tits, even!

thank you for listening <3

Mari being a vape fiend and Nat looking at her like 😒 whenever she hits it because it's always some fuckass flavor like strawberry apple smoothie. Nat gives her a cigarette exactly once and Mari coughs so bad she throws up.

Mari to Shauna as soon as she dies and gets to the Afterlife:

Rewatched bottoms and was reminded that Isabel is absolutely the clingy one between her and Josie. She’d have to get dragged out of Josie’s gray sweatshirt kicking and screaming

Like are you kidding me

i’m a simple dyke