I Like To Be A Little Stupid Recreationally

sooo those slumber party make outs….

Mari being a vape fiend and Nat looking at her like 😒 whenever she hits it because it's always some fuckass flavor like strawberry apple smoothie. Nat gives her a cigarette exactly once and Mari coughs so bad she throws up.

Im so obsessed with Shauna Shipman and her obsession with consuming Jackie. Her boyfriend, her life, her body. Shauna doesn't even believe in the Wilderness. The girls don't even need to resort to cannibalism anymore, she's just making them do it so she can relive eating Jackie. It's why later she makes their victims wear Jackie's necklace when they kill them. She literally never moved past losing Jackie. "Do you think Mel has to wear Jackie's clothes when they make out?"

Stomach kisses right above the waistband of my boxers make me feral. like damn, do that again please

i find it very funny how these are two screenshots from the same show. like what do you mean there’s cannibalism and also a silly bird dancing dream sequence. this is so unserious

Franz Kafka, 1912

i could be a knight coming back injuried from a battlefield and you could be my princess, running in my arms as soon as you see me and kissing my lips, too busy scolding me for not being careful enough to admit how relieved you are i made it back to you.

you could be dragging me into your chambers and addressing my wound yourself, taking my armors and then my clothes off of me with a sparkle in your eyes. and i would not make it out of your chambers until next morning, as always.

i am a dyke and i like boobs. boobs are neat. i really really really really like boobs. truly one of the best creations ever. sad? boobs. happy? boobs! bazoingas, some might say. tits, even!

thank you for listening <3