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I am SO behind with these letters!

I know, I have a lot to write, BUT I feel like this was long overdue binary bard has become my spirit animal I love him

Disclaimer: very silly content, read at your own risk. The Kingdom won't refund you for brain damage.

Binary Bard x @smartsinker

My lovely Smart Sinker,

as much as this should be a shame for a wicked villain like me, I shall admit...you are by far my favorite Poptropican. I have to confess, my dear, that I feel a certain spark between us, and no, it is not mere electricity. I invented a lot of remarkable devices and plotted the most ingenious plans, but even I couldn't invent someone as special as you. What? You don't think so? No, no, this is unpleasant. I'm a genius, remember? I know this kind of truths. And if- no, not if, WHEN - when i become the mighty ruler of this world, there will be a Poptropica island named after you! And you can bet it will be the best one. After all every king needs a queen! My people shall bow in your gracious presence!

Would you do me the honor of taking over the world together? Come on, it's going to be brilliant! Quit your boring schedule and let me make your life crazier and more colorful!

(Friendly reminder: even if you say no, I am coming to kidnap you. You have been warned. Bwahahaha!)

I love you with all of my circuitry. I would say my heart, but my circuitry is smarter.

Your king,

Binary Bard