Use More Olive Oil

dragon age + out of context D&D quotes // 05 

it’s a little pitchy, and there is no accompaniment (just straight up acapella) because i recorded this on a whim in the bathroom on my phone right before i took a shower. enjoy!

my immense self hatred VS my delusional god complex

not to be That Bitch but it really is insidious that the construction of the concept of “granny panties” has made women self conscious about their freaking underwear of all things (meant to be worn underneath your clothes and not be seen most of the time!!!) to the point where women sacrifice comfort to wear a gstring or cheeky hipster or whatever crap the industry comes up with all so that women can be constantly maintaining not just a pleasing outward appearance but a ~sexy~ state of mind

The enjoyment I get from removing the wax packaging from a lil cheese wheel is immediately aligned with entertainment zoo animals get when they have to solve a puzzle or get into a box to find a treat. I’m just an ape and the babybel cheese people are my enrichment team

I hardly see any heroic posts about Muslims on here, so here you go.

sir that’s my emotional support cowboy 

i am so fucking close to deleting my blog because i have 6 activity notifications that won't go away when i KNOW i don't have any interactions on my goddamn blog

FUCK

FUCK

FUCK

im beggin dude, don’t take my man

Ed and Roy in Hawaiian shirts