Go Back To Sleep Puppy *holds Chlorophyll Over Your Face*

When was the last time you ate something green and NO GREEN M&M'S DON'T COUNT

Re-blog if you're accepting anonymous asks from anyone about anything

Y'all ever just see a paw sticker on a truck

It's on the back of a truck and you can't tell if the person driving is the nicest Furry you will ever meet in your life or an andrew tate sigma / alpha male who thinks that Women are fake.

Cant leave this in the tags

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

ok so for those of you who don’t know, there’s this twitter account of a japanese local hero mascot named dentman who went viral recently due to this tweet

but yeah he saw the tweet. and his response went viral as well (which is how i found his account)

and he just has like. hourly posts reminding you to brush your teeth

oh and his rival? his name is mr. mutans. whenever dentman posts he makes a post of his own, ofc

but THAT’S NOT ALL. literally while making this post i found a THIRD ACCOUNT that’s all about taking your meds

safe to say i’m losing my mind

anyway the point of all this was that people are ALREADY beginning to draw them ship art 😭

and the reactions are everything

I CANT ADD ANY MORE IMAGES BUT TRUST ME THIS IS SO FUNNY

toxic one-sided dentman yaoi wasn’t on my 2024 bingo card but it DEFINITELY IS NOW!

I'm fucking dying at this page someone shared on Bluesky.

Behold, the Embroidery Trouble Shooting Guide that forgot to close its <h3> tags.

It is 11:30 at night

My neighbour is playing bass, it sounds pretty good but I am concerned about the walls actively shaking

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does anyone know if i can like block sites from appearing in my google images searches??? i keep getting those awful ai generated things with a hand coming out of a man's neck and just straight up not what i was looking for, because this was in a search for "curly hair in medieval paintings". it happens every time i search for anything vaguely art-reference-like and it's so fucking annoying and it clutters my search results so much. i don't wanna add specific commands to the query every time too, what i need is like a browser extension or something

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

when you’re a 14 month old french infant in a military hospital in the late 18th century and that weird hungry guy comes into your room