Internet Politics And Real-world Politics Have Gotten So Separated, And Pretty Soon All This Internet

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tis the season

for all the doors in this house to stop working because the person who built this house was on crack

I get this is an example text to analyse, but GOD, I can't stand people who yell this at me. Let me have my funny day where I can be anyone but me.

an argonian, khajiit, and dunmer walk into a bar

every day i think about the cat on twitter who looks more like a scheming eunuch than any creature has ever looked

monkey i love you beloved little freak i would die for you

We took ~4500 cells from every person on earth and reassembled them into a single additional person. They are both child and clone to everyone alive. They speak an amalgam of every language but no single one fluently. They are the only true human, the long absent god of this world, and they are suing us for fifteen million dollars.

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