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artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

I forgot to mention that the lock was still on the locker despite the massive hole... also the rest of the door disappeared without a trace except for some wood chips in my locker.

This guy at my school somehow managed to kick his locker so hard the bottom half of the door fell off, the rest of the locker was scuffed but fine.

The night after I had a dream set at the school and the only difference was the locker was in perfect condition except for just this missing part of the door.

Sent to Mirage <3

Poses based off of a selfie of me and one of the besties lmao I'm V1 she's V2

official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate

So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.