I’m Having A Stroke

Wait what's a buildings fire evacuation plan if you aren't supposed to use the elevator to get down

every time i remember this video exists im not even exaggerating when i say i wheeze until i cant breathe its the fuckijgn funniest thing in thw world to me it gives me a migraine every time i watch it

not only am i pro self diagnosis, i am anti-getting an official diagnosis. only get that shit formalized if youre getting accomidations and/or controlled substances out of it, otherwise the legal system and the psychiatric system do NOT need to know that shit

Blue Gnome Gardening - Team Fortress 2 (2007) on the map Sandcastle (2023)

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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*gently shakes you*

you. go draw a mouse. please.

Well this will surely be the most terrifying news headline I see today