The Muppets, 1x01: “Pig Girls Don’t Cry.”

me eating aunt myrna’s party cheese salad

So I was doing my funky thing on instagram

and I found this guy named 'antilgbt12' and me being the little guy I am I decided hey, maybe them spouting anti trans propaganda combined with that name might be a bad thing

Why is this app so painfully bad

a collection

They just don’t assassinate politicians like they used to anymore

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

every time I tell someone about my potato allergy they go “oh that sucks I can’t imagine not eating fries or mashed potatoes!” and im like oh rest assured nether god nor the devil himself could stop me from trebucheting hot spoonfuls of starchy face-swelling throat-itching good shit into my dumb as hell gaping potato receptacle

Well, that’s enough internet for me today.

got any really weird pics of your boys?

Yeah

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