Photomatt Mullenweg Be Like "by Telling Me To Pee My Pants You Are Basically Telling Me To Die Of Dehydration.

ok so for those of you who don’t know, there’s this twitter account of a japanese local hero mascot named dentman who went viral recently due to this tweet

but yeah he saw the tweet. and his response went viral as well (which is how i found his account)

and he just has like. hourly posts reminding you to brush your teeth

oh and his rival? his name is mr. mutans. whenever dentman posts he makes a post of his own, ofc

but THAT’S NOT ALL. literally while making this post i found a THIRD ACCOUNT that’s all about taking your meds

safe to say i’m losing my mind

anyway the point of all this was that people are ALREADY beginning to draw them ship art 😭

and the reactions are everything

I CANT ADD ANY MORE IMAGES BUT TRUST ME THIS IS SO FUNNY

toxic one-sided dentman yaoi wasn’t on my 2024 bingo card but it DEFINITELY IS NOW!

Y'all ever just see a paw sticker on a truck

It's on the back of a truck and you can't tell if the person driving is the nicest Furry you will ever meet in your life or an andrew tate sigma / alpha male who thinks that Women are fake.

vyvanse is so expensive when they make you pay out of pocket though why arent we making and selling our own vyvanse

Uni notes older than me

Bruh these notes are literally older than me, they suggest building a custom text reading class because scanner in java came out in 2004 and these notes predate that.

an incomplete taxonomy of christmas music

Scomo Wombat Wobble Moment

Do the didgeridoo *Scomo noises*

reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney

follow up question

are you fireproof

i once briefly set myself on fire at work after a customer handed me penis money, we didnt have hand sanitizer, so i doused my hand in disinfectant spray, forgot i did that, got bored, absentmindedly flicked a lighter that was at the register and then my hand went

🔥BWOOOOF🔥