Hawks: “I can’t sleep.”
Dabi: “Why?”
Hawks: “Just a lot on my mind.”
Dabi: “…”
Dabi, throwing a blanket over Hawks’ head.
Hawks: “What are you doing?”
Dabi: “I don’t know. Don’t bird owners cover their cages so they’ll sleep?”
Hawks: “… And you just assume that’s going to work on me? You know not everything about me is bird related?”
Dabi: “Keep whining like that and you’ll never fall asleep. You know, I can think of other ways to tire you out—”
Hawks: “…”
Dabi: “… Hawks?”
Hawks, snoring.
Stephanie dying her hair black for an undercover OP
Stephanie: So what you guys think
Dick:
Tim: That is so freaky
Jason: You… you look like Bruce’s mom!
Stephanie: WHAT? No I don’t!
Dick: You do! And it’s so fucking freaky!
Tim: It’s a really fucking eerie resemblance. Are you sure you’re not related to him? Like a distant cousin or something?
Stephanie: Your all fucking insane. I don’t look like her!
Jason: Hold on. Alfred! Can you come here!
Alfred: There is no need to shout Master Jason. Now what is all the commotion?
Jason: We just need to know, does Steph look like Bruce’s mom?
Alfred: Bloody Hell. You do bear a very striking resemblance to the late Martha Wayne, Ms Brown.
Tim: Told you.
Dick: Come on let’s dye it brown before Bruce sees and has a fucking panic attack.
More oboro
Dabi loves is christmas gift way too much 🎁🎁🎁
Merry Christmas everyone!!!✨🎄🎅🏻
Maybe 3 AM is the witching hour because it’s the transitional hour from “Late night hours” to “Abominably early morning hours.”
"You don't know me. I'm not the same person anymore."
"That's okay. I'll get to know you again."
Female moths who have children I feel like, should be called Moth-errrr. Moth-er.
What does this say about Father Moths. Are they Faths? Foths? What would baby moths call them?
Wait do baby moths have fathers—
So like. Dabi’s nerves are dead, right? Those burns were too.. Everything, to have his nerves be saved. And even if he were still able to feel temperature and even textures, I still think because of his pain tolerance to heat, he can pick things up normal people can’t.
He is absolutely going to pick up the tray barehanded from the 425° Fahrenheit oven, because he can’t feel how hot the tray is, it doesn’t hurt.
He’s going to flip over the pancakes with his fingers, because he has Mom Fingers Deluxe Edition.
He’s going to hold onto those ice cubes until they melt, because he can’t really feel that they’re cold anymore, he has no nerves to do so.
Does this freak the LOV out? Yes, especially Kurogiri, that’s why Dabi’s banned from the kitchen. Have they gotten used to it? Kinda, but still why are you touching that pan it just came out from the oven.
Is this a useful skill? Yes, yes it is. Is it dangerous? Yes, it probably is.
Does Dabi care? No, no he doesn’t. (Until he gets frostbite on accident because he underdressed for the snow.)
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I would over explain but it’s normal now for me to say something out of context then go back to what I was doing.