Please Tell Me Y'all Aren't Actually This Stupid.

why can i never remember what i ate for breakfast but still remember what i gave my doll for breakfast, lunch, dinner and dessert 7 years ago????

if you need it #2

-no matter what, there will always be people in this world who find you more beautiful than anyone.

being the only friend with a dysfunctional family is really weird. when we talk about our home lives its kinda crazy. like what do you mean your parents like you?

whenever my friends comfort me by saying something like 'it's okay cus in the end what matters is ur happy' i just reply with 'PHILOSOPHICAL BS HAHA' because i am unable to process the fact that they care.

me when he's the second son:

sirius walking in on a murder scene:

just imagine regulus killing someone with a knife (for a good cause obvs) and sirius walks in and sees him standing like a foot away from the corpse with messy hair, bloody hands and holding the murder weapon...

sirius:oh-

regulus:uhh...

sirius:...

regulus:...

sirius:...

regulus:siri this i-

sirius: so are we burning or burying?

regulus: wha-

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

Do you know where your children are?

i don't care if you think i'm pretty. but if you laugh at my joke even once i'm following you home.

what if we had a picnic blanket on a hill watching the sunset with my head on your lap as you read to me.