Slytherin-grin-blog - Quite Unpleasant

I’m not absolutely positive but I’m pretty sure Sirius had a secret gay crush on James Potter

Petition for a Dan and Dodie collab where Dan plays Implicit demand for proof on his piano and Dodie sings

Am I asking for too much ;_;

Harry: *has earphones in*

Draco: you're honestly the reason I live and breathe

Draco: sometimes it scares me how much I love you

Draco: I honestly wish you returned the feelings

Draco: you make my heart go wild

Harry: i can hear you, you know

Draco: wtF HOW

Harry: You see, just because these play music doesn't mean it'll block out someone shouting love confessions to my face.

the single most important sound to ever grace my existence 

He had never fallen in love before.

Pray for the people who were affected in Belgium and for their families. |-/ Peace will win and fear will lose.

That friend that doesn't get a single fandom reference:

Me: it's bigger on the inside.

Friend: what is?

Me: I'm a phangirl okay? Okay.

Friend: did you-

Me: I siriusly did.

Friend: but-

Me: it's the dam fandoms again.

Friend: *slams fist on table*

Me: THAT IS MAHOGANY.

Friend: I LOVE THAT PART!

Me: love is weakness.

Friend: wat?

Me: you will go to the paper towns and never come back.

Friend: I'm don-

Me: Josh Dunn?

Friend: wait who?

Me: don't speak out loud, it lowers the IQ of the entire street.

Friend: I don't under-

Me: yer a muggle

Friend:I hate Harry Potter..

Me:

Me:

Me:

*2 days later*

Police: so she just "accidentally" got strangled by a boa constructor cuz the glass "accidentally" disappeared?

Me: sounds legit.