The Highlighted Area Is Where Jason Derulo Knows What The Girls Want. London To Taiwan.

Are you Brendon Urie af? (insp)

bonus:

I don’t dress up for boys.I dress up to stare at my reflection as I walk by store windows.

(via herecomesthestrangegirl)

Never forget

that Fred & George Weasley cheered for the Hungarian Horntail.

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how to write a fanfic

step 1: open a word document.

step 2: Leave all your morals behind and sin.

get ready to laugh and cringe until you implode - Dan Reacts to His Childhood Videos 👦📹

please help me out by reblogging this and as always i’ll follow a bunch of your blogs to say thanks 👍

That friend that doesn't get a single fandom reference:

Me: it's bigger on the inside.

Friend: what is?

Me: I'm a phangirl okay? Okay.

Friend: did you-

Me: I siriusly did.

Friend: but-

Me: it's the dam fandoms again.

Friend: *slams fist on table*

Me: THAT IS MAHOGANY.

Friend: I LOVE THAT PART!

Me: love is weakness.

Friend: wat?

Me: you will go to the paper towns and never come back.

Friend: I'm don-

Me: Josh Dunn?

Friend: wait who?

Me: don't speak out loud, it lowers the IQ of the entire street.

Friend: I don't under-

Me: yer a muggle

Friend:I hate Harry Potter..

Me:

Me:

Me:

*2 days later*

Police: so she just "accidentally" got strangled by a boa constructor cuz the glass "accidentally" disappeared?

Me: sounds legit.