I’m Gonna Throw Myself In Front Of The Nearest Car It Was Nice Knowing U All See U All In The Afterlife

There was a lot more to magic than simply waving your wand and saying a few funny words.

OMG 😂😂💀

Happy birthday to James and Oliver Phelps who played Fred and George Weasley!

When you tell your friend you don't like something they really love

Gryffindor: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T LIKE IT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT I'M GONNA MAKE YOU

Ravenclaw: Okay but why. No seriously we're going to analyze this

Hufflepuff: Aww, I was hoping we could enjoy it together...well, I guess you've got the right to your own tastes!

Slytherin: Good. More for me.

Master post of my hp comics

NO MADAME,

The fake tan doesn't make you look like an oompa loompa at all

Living with a self absorbed, kiss ass, blind motherfucker is really starting to get to me.