Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them, By Newt Scamander

You've heard of sweet summer child, now get ready for

salty winter adult

That friend that doesn't get a single fandom reference:

Me: it's bigger on the inside.

Friend: what is?

Me: I'm a phangirl okay? Okay.

Friend: did you-

Me: I siriusly did.

Friend: but-

Me: it's the dam fandoms again.

Friend: *slams fist on table*

Me: THAT IS MAHOGANY.

Friend: I LOVE THAT PART!

Me: love is weakness.

Friend: wat?

Me: you will go to the paper towns and never come back.

Friend: I'm don-

Me: Josh Dunn?

Friend: wait who?

Me: don't speak out loud, it lowers the IQ of the entire street.

Friend: I don't under-

Me: yer a muggle

Friend:I hate Harry Potter..

Me:

Me:

Me:

*2 days later*

Police: so she just "accidentally" got strangled by a boa constructor cuz the glass "accidentally" disappeared?

Me: sounds legit.

DRACO MALFOY  &  COLORS

Young Tyler Joseph

(sources unknown)

BLOODY HELL

WHY DO I EXIST

Harry Potter Book Club [Insp]

They said talking about your death is bad....

But I have to make sure my coffin is cute, you know what I'm saying

sometimes i wonder how a writer would describe me if i were a character in a book

Are you Brendon Urie af? (insp)

bonus:

we joke about procrastination but nothing is worse than the nauseating feeling of having every intention of doing something but physically not being capable of doing it and then feeling like you want to throw up because the deadline is just getting closer and closer.