Somebody Stop Me

friends: what do you want to do? my brain: die me @ my brain: we can’t say that. these people don’t understand casual existential despair

don’t date someone you wouldn’t have a harry potter movie marathon with

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone.

lee jordan: so here on potterwatch we managed to get an exclusive interview with the dark lord himself!

lee jordan: voldy, i gotta say, its an honour

fred weasley on helium: thank you lee, and may i say for the record that i am a massive butthead

lee jordan: you heard it here first folks, the dark lord is in fact a butthead

Master post of my hp comics

Draco/Luna Fic Rec

I’ve recently become a fan of the pairing: Draco/Luna.  My main/fav het Draco pairing has always been Draco/Hermione and will always be Draco/Hermione; however, after reading a story that had past Draco/Luna in it, I really thought about the pairing and decided it made sense.

Please don’t hate me fellow Dramione shippers, but the more I think about it, if any Draco pairing were actually going to be cannon, it would be this one.  Luna is most likely a pureblood and since she spent all that time locked in the Malfoy dungeon, it’s possible that her and Draco had a chance to interact and get to know each other. As much as I love Hermione and Draco together, I just don’t see that pairing being compatible with cannon unless the two of them were to reconnect and start a relationship after Hogwarts.

The story I’m going to rec below is one of the first Draco/Luna fics I’ve read and it’s brilliant.  The writer does a wonderful job of keeping Draco very much in character, and Luna is her bizarre but endearing self.  To me, this story feels as it very much could be cannon and could be the lost scenes in DH that took place between Draco and Luna, which we never got to read. I hope you enjoy it.

Title: These Accidents of Faith

Author: Kihin Ranno

Rating: Teen or PG-13

Word Count: ~ 23K

Summary: While home for Christmas break, Draco gets charged with overseeing the prisoners, including the new addition of Luna Lovegood.

Link 1: These Accidents of Faith

Link 2: FF.net Link

get ready to laugh and cringe until you implode - Dan Reacts to His Childhood Videos 👦📹

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You've heard of sweet summer child, now get ready for

salty winter adult

you, me, and a cup of tea

That friend that doesn't get a single fandom reference:

Me: it's bigger on the inside.

Friend: what is?

Me: I'm a phangirl okay? Okay.

Friend: did you-

Me: I siriusly did.

Friend: but-

Me: it's the dam fandoms again.

Friend: *slams fist on table*

Me: THAT IS MAHOGANY.

Friend: I LOVE THAT PART!

Me: love is weakness.

Friend: wat?

Me: you will go to the paper towns and never come back.

Friend: I'm don-

Me: Josh Dunn?

Friend: wait who?

Me: don't speak out loud, it lowers the IQ of the entire street.

Friend: I don't under-

Me: yer a muggle

Friend:I hate Harry Potter..

Me:

Me:

Me:

*2 days later*

Police: so she just "accidentally" got strangled by a boa constructor cuz the glass "accidentally" disappeared?

Me: sounds legit.