Slurpslurpmmmoatmilk - Oats!

THIS SHOULDN'T BE THIS FUNNY I'M DYING

no i'm a soggy little fish

WAIT PEOPLE ON TUMBLR ARE REAL FUCKING PEOPLE

oh my god this vid from a /ck/ thread is incredible

ehhh wasn't tagged but i like talking about myself so

eggs: scrambled or omelette with seasoning, olives and cheese

steak: i'm vegetarian :>

milk: take a guess

alcohol: coolers/rattlers ._.

warm drink: all of the teas, with oat milk and honey :>

“Real-time collisions”

in bad polari - lauren bousfield | source

Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation

Doomscrolling Save Point

hey relax for a second and watch the cat

i'm sorry that i haven't posted any art in a while

i did peel a kiwi the other day using my fingernails tho it took like 20 minutes it really wasn't worth it