So I Was Targeted By This Funky Werepig Assassin

oh hey i also have a photo of this

this fab fly did a little dance and for some reason i synced the movement to 125 bpm

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me interacting with bones today

Well whoa

Buzzfeed says “if you can get at least 12 correct, you’re probably a genius.” Well, I think Langblr can get twelve, easily :P

@staff, if you want to stop hosting videos on tumblr altogether why don’t you just tell us? Why these passive-agressive tacticts?

I’m sorry, I’m still bitter at Tumblr @staff. Like. 

I posted a video of my dog playing fetch.  And it got yanked for being sexually explicit.  

Now, I accept the “mistakes do happen” thing.  I do.  Like.  I understand that fully.  

But, I posted this video and less than 1 second later I got an email saying that I was in violation of posting a sexually explicit video because it showed me throwing a ball to my puppy and watching my lab come out of nowhere to steal it mid air and run off with it. 

PLEASE EXPLAIN, Tumblr, how I can be followed by 1-4 porn blogs every single day and need to block these blogs every single day, and yet I’m getting a cease and desist for a video of my dog playing fetch? 

Please explain how these porn blogs are allowed to exist and harass users endlessly, flooding their inbox with their bot motivated bull shit non-stop. 

Please explain why I see these blogs talking about underage sex and any manner of things that is wholly inappropriate in the first place, and this is a multi-day occurrence. 

Please let me know why I have to manage porn blogs using my url to boost their stats, and they aren’t getting yanked for pornographic videos or images, but I have to go in EVERY SINGLE TIME one of them follows me, subjecting myself to seeing at the very least a few images of their content as I try to verify if they’re even a real person who might want to follow me ore not, in order to block them. 

But you decide to yank a puppy video? 

Within one second of it being posted? 

Are you insane? 

And if you really want to see the most graphic thing in that video? 

It was this:

There are thousands of underage kids on this site.  Your porn blogs are following them too.  Harassing them too. I’m over age.  You’re the ones allowing these blogs to go after underage kids, using underage terminology, and pestering people via ask and anon questions. 

Get rid of your porn bots.  Stop letting these blogs follow people for hit counts, and stop yanking videos indiscriminately.

Act like a functioning website. 

Please.  

The advent calendar is starting! Here is a preview from what’s behind door number one… See it all with sound by Sloppy Demon at Unknown Incubator.

my blocked up slime cannons giving me a headache

@sloppydemon​ experimenting with velvet worm slime simulation. not there yet, but soon…

We made another little game this weekend for Ludum Dare 40. Its about avoiding babies that want to cling to you, draining your energy. Play it here!

As usual we couldn’t get everything we wanted done in time, but still it became a functional little nightmare, reflecting some of our ideas of parenthood. @sloppydemon is responsible for the extra wiggly babies!

don’t forget them

dont forget him