How Does That Even?

Killer fish

I drew some of the ideas people commented on my last post

ok so i watch a lot of youtube videos about chess despite barely knowing how to play and something really funny happened on chess.com which is the site people go to to play chess online

basically they have a bunch of chess bots you can choose to play against at various different power levels (~100 is total noob, ~2500 is like, mega grandmaster). and recently they released a bunch of...cat themed bots?

but the noteworthy one is the cosmic horror known as Mittens.

Mittens has a listed power level of 1. However, that is a deception. Mittens is actually incredibly powerful, defeating top players with ease, and actually holding his own against the most powerful chess bots in existence.

also he sends you these weird messages like

absolutely wild

Idk what the hell happened last night but I think I was just mad about the incisors thing and how goofy mimics look

I watched vita carnis

It was ok but not really scary at all

Cheap jumpscares and meh worldbuilding mostly

The only thing that makes me mad is the way mimics are, like bro anyone could beat these skinny mfs

If I remember correctly they’re only 6ft and can only injure you by biting with incisors which won’t do shit

The mimic in my house getting its ass beat by an actual predator species that doesn’t have dumb anatomy: 😃

Eda Clawthorne.

Goddamn.

Forty-five years old. Bisexual. Chronically ill.

Holy shit.

Mother of two. Independent business owner. Definitely took the head of the bard coven's v-card.

Fuck.

Enemy of the state. Certified harpy woman. Renouned criminal. Occasionally knits.

What a woman.

Knowing that trans women of color started the movement in the united states and were literally immediately erased and excluded from what they started is the most deeply jading knowledge.

It is the original sin of the so-called queer community and it damns it from the cradle.

No, you don't understand, the fact that "Terminals play music to lure machines" is even a theory, in universe, implies that Machines being capable of appreciating music is not just canon, it is a fact known and accepted by the humans who made them in the first place.

Please, listen to me, they put appreciation of art into their blood powered tools of war and it's the only reason why their self expression yet finds appreciation even after humanity's end.

Just, just be with me for this. V1s creator might have been into drum and base. Ultrakill OST might just be as canon as the graphic settings (see: Sentry codex entry).

V1 has a fucking "tunes to listen to at work" playlist, and a dedicated song for throwing hands with V2 on it. But it also has a Gabriel theme, and it's creator couldn't possibly have met him. And the songs are so fitting for the stages in general... omg

V1 has a fucking composer AI. It's creator made their super weapon, the "Supreme Machine" a fucking musician. V1 makes music it commits mass murder to. It made a music for Gabriel and V2. 2 songs with themes and motifs for each of its rivals.

Wait wait, fuck. Fuck, wait.

V1

Composed the god damn Requiem motif. It took a look at Lust and went "ahh, yes, a gut wrenching violin solo for this place". And then it put that motif into Order. Which means...

Which means V1 understands the tragedy of the Lust layer and King Minos. Which mean the mindles-ness of its carnage across Hell isn't total. It understands how sad it is enough to make art about it.

I need a moment.

Kachow

deez boots r made 4 walkin’

cringe gaymers hanging out. don’t know why but sans always seemed like a rhythm games fan

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