Listen.

if you’ve ever thought i’m standoffish, politely distant, or generally hard to befriend, know in your heart that i’m exactly the same in real life. my neighbours just showed up at my door drunk on Canada Day celebrations and told me how desperate they’ve been to meet me for the past few months and then tried to fix the water pump in my basement

Reblog if you're black tumblr.

You don’t have to be black, it just means you support us, you stand by us and your for us.

what day is it

Look I pride myself in never swearing on this account, but after avengers endgame, what the, and I cannot stress this enough,

totally true

Humans Are Weird

So there has been a bit of “what if humans were the weird ones?” going around tumblr at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking. Earth is a wonky place, the axis tilts, the orbit wobbles, and the ground spews molten rock for goodness sakes. What if what makes humans weird is just our capacity to survive? What if all the other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather? 

What if several species (including humans) land on a world and the humans are all “SCORE! Earth like world! Let’s get exploring before we get out competed!” And the planet starts offing the other aliens right and left, electric storms, hypothermia, tornadoes and the humans are just … there… counting seconds between flashes, having snowball fights, and just surviving. 

me in two weeks after Big Mouse shuts this place down for allowing someone to make money out of fanart of loki getting railed by owen wilson’s character:

“If I had a nickel for every time I discovered some long-lost relative, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s kind of weird it happened twice”

–Levi Ackerman, some time in his life, probably.

you ever think abt how mustang was a war criminal then decided to over throw the government like slow down boy one geneva convention violation wasn’t enough for you