A Pair Of Precious Shoes

anything else you want me to manifest before i go to bed? a fifth season of bbc sherlock, perhaps? a lorax sequel? babygate reveal? cole sprouse socal experiment but it’s dylan this time? it’s been a while since our first dashcon, hasn’t it? also wasn’t there also something about an apocalypse that was supposed to wipe us out in 2012…

On Monday mornings

“teenagers who are home alone throw parties” you dumb shit muppets have you never seen the Home Alone movies or even met a teenager??? being left home alone means eating lots of junk food on the living room floor in various states of undress while playing music too loud and messing up your sleep schedule, who the fuck socializes

One of the worst things that happen

I feel like someone went back in time to kill hitler but they fucked up and now this is the climax of the butterfly effect of their mistakes

"This is what you see?

SAWWWWW MY FAVORITE WAR CRIMINAL

We don’t talk enough about how this was not glamor

Nor was it rehearsed, he pulled this straight out of pocket and stuck the landing. Remarkable.

You know the. You know the Femme Fatale "I grew up with 10 brothers so I know how to fight" character?

That's

That's Roy Mustang

Just the opposite.

Roy "I grew up with 10 sisters so I know how to disguise covert information reconnaissance as flirting" Mustang.

"I grew up with 10 sisters so I know how to weaponize my sexual charm to disarm others and win favor."

Roy led every higher-up to believe he was just a fuckboy and a manwhore in this for his own ego and that they shouldn't view him as any kind of violent revolutionary like "no sir I'm just a slut."

Roy Mustang.