RICK FUCKING RIORDAN

Out of Touch

never let anyone tell u how many commas can go in a sentence, u measure that shit with ur heart

edward and alphonse wandering across amestris for 3.5 years looking for a way to return to their original bodies: mustang can we get a philosopher's stone?

mustang: you have a philosopher's stone at home

the philosopher's stone at home:

TONIGHT. WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE POND.

the funniest thing in the entire pirates of the caribbean series is definitely that one scene in At World’s End where they have parlay but davy jones is part of it, and rather than have him stand in the shallows or something they get a big bucket of water and have in stand on it on shore

who thought of that idea? who thought “put davy jones in a bucket of water” and had the guts to suggest it aloud? and then who went “hey that sounds like a great idea!”

at some point someone told davy jones their idea was for him to stand in a bucket of water and he agreed to it

imagine being able to listen to carry on my wayward son, objectively a fucking banger of a song, without inflicting psychic damage on yourself 

Big supernatural even in 2020. Big doctor who news in 2021. I really think it’s best we all prepare for next year and the inevitable.

I feel like someone went back in time to kill hitler but they fucked up and now this is the climax of the butterfly effect of their mistakes