Andrew “your Neck Fetish Is Not Attractive” Minyard Grabbing Neil’s Neck Every Other Time They

"Apologising for shit that frankly I stopped thinking of years ago"

kevin's pro teammates will never live up to neil josten. kevin lets them know this daily.

At some point "fanfic can be as good as professional writing" became "fanfic should be as good as professional writing" and that's caused major damage to fandom spaces.

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Clone trooper round up!!!!! I now have over 30 clones and I can only post 30 images in a tumblr post so let’s see how this goes. If your fave clone isn’t here, let me know and I’ll see what I can do. Shop is here. (And yes, they're all 30% off right now for May the 4th!)

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mr. pipe dream and his 5’0 goalkeeper boyfriend. whatever

someone please tell me how i’ve never seen the last one before

dew licking things as promised

Being a bad writer but also being a daydreamer is SO annoying because I'm like "omg how fun I should create that" and then I CAN'T.

Anyway thinking about how Neil never really showed his (covered) scars to the public then when he's pro he gets talked into doing a photoshoot or one of those sexy calendars or whatevs and people get to actually see his scars for the first time. Something something dealing with prying interviewers, rabid fans, et cetera until Andrew kisses it better.

Sorry but I'm never going to get over Kevin chewing out the Ravens, revealing that Wymack is his dad, and dropping the "I've never been skiing" bomb on live television in the same interview, and then going "we're all going to die" while hunched over a sink the second he walked off stage. Absolutely hilarious.

As soon as the brick hit him in the head he picked it up and started whacking people with it. You can’t call that innocent.

"neil is innocent and doesn't know when andrew is flirting with him-"

WRONG ❌

once neil figured out how to play along he was a fucking menace do you not remember this????