Neil Rlly Does Spend A Lot Of Time Insulting Andrew's Height In Tfc For A Guy Who Is 3 Inches Taller

kevin's pro teammates will never live up to neil josten. kevin lets them know this daily.

Can someone come help me with laundry and cleaning my room? My executive dysfunction won’t let me do it unless I at least have a body double.

I lied to you. we're not going to have sex, we're going to fold your laundry and clean your room

please. can we please. this is what i want.

“Unmuzzle dew”

“Unmuzzle rain”

Unmuzzle all the ghouls so they can all kiss on stage. Cowards.

Nicky, sweetheart… you can’t act surprised when it was right in front of you the entire time.

Despite all appearances, I know for a fact that Neil is not the stupidest character in the series bc Nicky’s cousin was in the back room making out with Roland every time they went to Eden’s Twilight for YEARS also never dated or showed interest in any girls and never once did Nicky gay-as-fuck-all Hemmick think Andrew could’ve been gay.

I adore this man but he’s dumb as shit.

I just realized that i never updated about haunting adeline. i read it. i was fine. i finish hunting adeline too. good books. i am apparently just not bothered by anything? i was fine through both books.

Sometimes, when listening to Sleep Token, I realize "I'm listening to a real human singing.." and I have to stop for a second because he sounds so divine, in a way.

i could blog better than this but i won't

mr. pipe dream and his 5’0 goalkeeper boyfriend. whatever

No yeah. This is so real. Kevin would just show up to their house (he has a key) and be like “guys can we go get food.” Andrew’s already throwing the car keys at Neil’s head and grabbing his wallet.

Andreil being monogamous, but letting Kevin into their relationship because he is... Kevin. Kevin is different from the rest. He is their princess. You want clothes? Yeah, of course, we'll take you shopping. You pick whatever you want. We'll pay for it even if you can afford to buy the whole shop. You feel like eating out? We'll get the car keys right now. Your wish is our command, princess.

Some of y'all genuinely hate dudes and honestly, that's super cringe