Don’t Say Nice Things To Me Or I Get Flustered And Start Crying

There’s a petty story behind these, if enough people harass me I’ll tell it

prompt #2 - masturbation

@deathrowwifey vibes

meow :0

me getting some Irish dick: oh please don’t stop

him: aye ya loike that do ya? Wud ya loike if ah went harder? Wud ya loike that ya little sloot?

me: uh…. y…yeah….

him: whut was that?

me: uh… aye….

him:

***TIME FOR A GIVEAWAY***

You guys are great! So to thank you guys for all the support so far, it’s time for a giveaway! One grand prize winner will get:

-$10 worth of RP! ($25 for when 1,500 comes around :DDD)

-A free commission…or rather drawing. Fully colored, shaded, anything you want (but please keep it sane…I don’t want to post NSFW as the prize winner’s free work.)

***HOW DO I ENTER?***

Well, just like or reblog THIS POST. But you have to be a follower in order to enter! I don’t want to get a winner, then check my followers AND NOT SEE YOU THERE. The winner will be announced on August 31st! I’ll message the winner and announce it here! 

***HOW IS THE WINNER CHOSEN?***

So I get a random number generator…somewhere online. Input the range from 1-(x amount of notes). Get the number, then starting from the first note, I count up from the bottom to the top. Does that seem fair enough? (Message me if you have a problem.) Well, that seems the best in my opinion so enjoy the contest! I’ll try and have more giveaways since I don’t spend RP on League anymore.

***WHAT ABOUT THE PEOPLE THAT WANTED MORE STREAMS AND STUFF?***

To be frank, my internet atm isn’t that great for streaming, but I’ll be moving to a new place soon. If the internet is good, I’ll stream more.

I also liked the replies to my question about the giveaway a lot! The joke replies I got made me laugh quite a bit. And no you cannot NOT get hit by the Requiem, and you cannot have my cat.

Anyways have fun and I wish you luck for the contest!

A dnd party where the ranger’s companion, the wizard’s familiar, the warlock’s patron, and the cleric’s deity are all the same creature

Me n who ?