I Love My Subs Toasted, If You Know What I Mean.

Who knew?

Any partner of mine better get used to having toys like this

How to Survive a trip to IKEA

Never go alone- bring a partner. Travel in pairs

Before entering, ensure that someone not entering knows you are going in, and when you expect to be out

Before entering, determine the cause of your mission- your mission objective. Bookcase? Couch? Oven? Meatballs? Figure it out

Upon entering, locate The Path

Do not disengage from The Path until you have reached your mission destination. Many have been lost forever to the wilds of IKEA by not obeying this. Very few are ever located again by the sparse store employees.

Upon reaching your mission destination, you may disengage from The Path ONLY when accompanied by your partner (physical contact should be maintained- ie, holding hands, holding shirt sleeve, both holding an end of a rope, etc)

When you disengage from The Path to acquire the data for your mission objective (ie, the item number for the bookcase, couch, meatballs, etc), it becomes your partner’s responsibility to maintain visual contact with The Path. Much like weeping angel statues, The Path will move if not actively being watched. This will strand you and your partner in the wilds of IKEA, so ensure you choose a partner wisely.

Upon acquiring the mission objective data (ie the item number), navigate back to The Path. You may disengage physical contact with your partner once you have safely returned to The Path

Do not leave The Path again. It will naturally end at the warehouse/stock section. This is a long, huge hall with many branches.

At the entrance of the warehouse section, acquire a cart if necessary. Using your item coordinates, locate your mission objective. Do not leave the main hallway except for the branch where your item is located. Like The Path, the wilds of IKEA sometimes sneak up on travelers that wander the warehouse section

Once your item has been loaded, head to the check out section. Do not touch anything in the boxes along the way. They appear to be full of candles or stuffed animals or useful kitchenware; it is a ruse. They are carnivorous.

After checking out, exit to the loading area. Load your item, and leave.

Do not look in your rearview mirror as you leave. It shouldn’t pursue you if you don’t look back.

Well, was re-watching the series and watched Erwin recruiting people to the Survey Corps, and just had a flash to the Beast Titan, something seemed too familiar for coincidence.

Is it just me or does Erwin Smith and the Beast Titan seem similar? I dunno, but when looking at them both I feel they have something in common.

[Personally I don’t really see it but postin this for people to discuss.]

UNF! My request has been heard!

I would

OOTD?

Would anyone on here like to see me post OOTD?

The kind of friends I need