Me Omw To Risk A High Chance Of Getting Murdered Because I Find A Slasher Hot

GUYS HELP, I JUST FINISHED DRAWING A GUY. I HAVEN’T DRAWN ANYTHING THIS GOOD IN A YEAR AHH-

michael being grumpy but secretly touch starved is my fave headcanon. like you annoy the shit out of him but as soon as you wrap your arms around him he melts without meaning to <333

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

Goofy Texas Chainsaw Massacre stuff-

Ironic that Norman Bates was the one who started all this slasher thing and is the most dead in terms of content

Slashers' trauma (:

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RZ Michael Myers🦁🖤- 

Michael has emotional trauma I think. His mom's boyfriend keep making fun of him until he snapped same with his sister.

Jason Voorhees🐻‍❄️💙-

Jason has trauma from his bullies.

Thomas Hewitt🐃🧡-

Tommy has emotional trauma from Charlie/Hoyt. Hoyt probably made fun of Tommy's face.

Vincent Sinclair🦉🤍-

Emotional trauma. His parents made him wear mask his whole childhood which made him feel bad about himself.

Lester Sinclair🦝💚-

Lester was neglected by his parents so he has emotional trauma as well. He probably never experienced parental love.

Brahms Heelshire🦐💛-

He has the same trauma as Lester and Vinny. His parents put him away.

Billy Lenz🐭💕-

Billy has all emotional and physical trauma. He was neglected and probably beat by his mother.

Martin Mathias🦇💞-

I don't really think Martin has any trauma.

some people use religion to give their lives purpose, but i use nbc hannibal instead.

Y/N : You know, if you ever want to take off your mask around me, you can

Michael : *stares at you before starting to write on a piece of paper*

Y/N : *watching him very intently*

Michael : 'why, you have a mask kink so it doesn't matter?'

Y/N : MICHAEL-

forget wearing crop tops for aesthetic, or to look sexy... start wearing crop tops to give murderers easy access to the perfect stabby spot! 👍🔪

How i sleep knowing that my favorite slashers wouldn't kill me because ❤I'm built different❤