Me: I want you to meet my boyfriend :3
Mom: You’ve said he’s such a sweetheart I can’t wait!
*in walks some horror character*
Entire family:
Me:
Welp, it’s the end of a long day. Time to cry over the ending of Hannibal!
Omg Myers 😳😳🤭🤭😍 but yeah- he a little special fr fr-
this man just existing- like- 😳
I feel so called out (。ŏ_ŏ) welp at least I am a bit aware¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Original @sa1ntseb
cuddling isn't enough i want to make home in your ribs
Y/n: *is holding a stray puppy* Look who I found wandering around all alone~
Michael: *licks lips*
Y/n: Michael no-
The dog:
forget wearing crop tops for aesthetic, or to look sexy... start wearing crop tops to give murderers easy access to the perfect stabby spot! 👍🔪
Finally got around to drawing my OC after telling myself I would for weeks-
Watching Michael myers gets his ass beat by Corey is the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Bro was beefing with a senior citizen… like Michael was just chilling in them stank ass sewers and Corey just comes out of nowhere and drags the old man..I was so embarrassed for Michael here..they was really tussling, Scrap boxing over a mask that is over 40 years old and probably smells like shit😭 #corey abuses the elderly real
It's been a while since I hopped on Tumblr, but I'm back and more fucked up than ever.
Horror Fan | Hannibal enjoyer | Homo Sewer Rat.
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