Okay I Talk About MJ-Peter-Felicia Polycule All The Time And I Love Them, But You Know What I Love More?

Okay I talk about MJ-Peter-Felicia polycule all the time and I love them, but you know what I love more?

Felicia x Peter x Wade

Both Wade and Felicia are already obsessed with Spider-man, and they meet when they both decide to crash Peter's patrol on the same night.

From day one they’re like a two-person Spider-man Fan club. They always wanna tag along with him. And if one of them is with him they ask if they can call the other. Peter loves having them around but when Felicia and Wade are together it’s actual chaos

We already know Felicia loves herself a good himbo (see: Flash Thompson) and when she meets Wade she's like 'oh my god he's a professional dumbass..can we keep him?'

Wade is into dom women in all black (see: Death and Domino) and so he thinks Felicia is a bombshell - plus she condones murder and crime, just like him! They have the same sense of humor and Wade treats her incredibly like a queen so she's willing to overlook the whole 'actually insane' thing.

With the three of them in one room it’s just them flirting hard core when they’re supposed to be on a mission

The three of them are a disaster everywhere they go. Felicia and Peter can be stealthy but Wade can't. Peter is against breaking the law (mostly) but Wade and Felicia prank the NYPD just for the hell of it. Felicia is the only one of them who actually has her shit together and can cook something other than spaghetti.

They’re a pain in each other’s asses and the apple of each other’s eye and all they do is talk about each other and I love them more than life itself 😭