JEFF SHOPPING😧

Alarm cock is this anything

so im trying to decipher this chart on wikipedia that has common vampire weaknesses in it and

a ‘green/yes’ is a weakness, a ‘red/no’ is something that isnt a weakness, and a ‘?’ is something that has never been addressed but fucking riddle me this

in what lore are vampires weak to getting soggy in milk

this is so flipping real

I just want Nicholas Alexander Chavez to whip his dick out and slap me in the face with it.

The biggest mistake I have ever did in my enter life was watching Nicholas Alexander Chavez in grotesquerie before monster and I was genuinely confused on while y'all were hyping him up soo much because the shit he did in grosterquerie was atrocious asf 😭😭. Tbh he hot tho.

i'm trying to prove a point to my mom

reblog if you love killing and eating innocent civilians

you ever see a man so fine you just burst into tears?

literally me rn fuck

I need him in a way that is concerning to Catholicism

It makes me sooo sad when people make a cute/happy/familial/ship/fandomy creepypasta post and they feel the need to be like “but I get it’s totally unrealistic like it could never be canon like I know they’re actually heartless and would kill eachother but I just like when they’re happy ik it’s cringe stupid fanon though” YOU DESERVE TO MAKE A HAPPY OR SILLY OR CUTE POST WITHOUT REPRIMANDING YOURSELF FOR ENJOYING THE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS YOUVE PROBABLY LOVED SINCE CHILDHOOD!!!! YOU SHOULDNT HAVE TO DEFEND YOUR INTEREST IN LIGHTHEARTED FLUFFY CONTENT!!! IT IS A BEAUTIFUL THING TO CONSUME POSITIVE CONTENT!!! YOU DO NOT HAVE TO CONSUME HARDCORE EDGY CRUEL GRUESOME CONTENT IF ITS NOT YOUR PREFERENCE!!!! Please. We all want you to be happy. Whether you enjoy fandom-style content or dark serious horror.

I saw that and instantly heard Sloppy Seconds by Lay Bankz playing in my head. Holy shit that's 🥵🥵