Welcome To Another Episode Of "looking At A Sprite For Too Long"

reading dave's pov in early homestuck at age 14: lol these kids have such weird families. this is funny

reading dave's pov in early homestuck at age 21:

Dave-Jade painting on a random piece of wood

I HATE HAVING SENSORY ISSUES BECAUSE MY EYELASHES, I CAN FEEL THEM AHHGGGGGGG

So. It's almost St Patrick's day lol. My religion teacher was out so we got to do coloring and-

...Priestal dude...

THIS IS A JOKE DON'T GET OFFENDED PLZ :(

In a monumental discovery for paleontology and the first of its kind "Mummy of a juvenile sabre-toothed cat Homotherium latidens from the Upper Pleistocene of Siberia"

Abstract The frozen mummy of the large felid cub was found in the Upper Pleistocene permafrost on the Badyarikha River (Indigirka River basin) in the northeast of Yakutia, Russia. The study of the specimen appearance showed its significant differences from a modern lion cub of similar age (three weeks) in the unusual shape of the muzzle with a large mouth opening and small ears, the very massive neck region, the elongated forelimbs, and the dark coat color. Tomographic analysis of the mummy skull revealed the features characteristic of Machairodontinae and of the genus Homotherium. For the first time in the history of paleontology, the appearance of an extinct mammal that has no analogues in the modern fauna has been studied. For more read here: https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-024-79546-1

Happy New years everyone!!! Hope this year is good!!!

Happy Birthday Dave strider

ART BLOCK IS GOING TO KILL ME!!

to whoever asked for more of those troll emojis i made once upon a time... i finally did it!

feast your eyes upon months of work (most of which was just me copying discord emojis in another color)! over one hundred troll-ified emojis. some of them are animated, some of them are unique troll things, some of them are the troll versions of human things, and some of them are just cursed!

and, as was in my original concept from so long ago, the emojis that blush or cry are actually transparent, so that you can have your blood color on display!

as usual these are free to use wherever and however you would like, so long as you credit me. but please consider throwing a couple dollars at me if you like them! i'm currently a bit low on funds ^^

[download here]

Hellpark Pocket is so tragic to me. You're telling me he did something that's unspecified that deemed him too powerful to be free, and instead of just stealing his power or finding out ways to ensure that he is kept at bay Damien just.. JUST LOCKS HIM UP IN A BOX? And all of Herberts friends are aware of this but there's never a single mention of getting him out?

ALL OF THEM?? AND HE'S USED AS A FOOTREST?

CAN YOU IMAGINE NINE YEARS WITHERING AWAY? Isolated from your peers, family, best friend, aware that the world around you considers you nothing more than a monster.

YEAH. YES I'M STILL TORN UP ABOUT THIS. We don't even know what the inside of his box looks like. What if it's just pitch black? What if it's cramped in there? Are these not crimes what the fuck???

AND HE SNAPS! really people who hate hellpark pocket I cannot understand. Yes he's an asshole and he beat up your favorite character in a non-canonical animation, but would you not be outraged?? That the world turned its back on you? When you died, you were to be abandoned and only God can tell you how long it was mentally? DOES HERBERT EVEN KNOW HOW LONG ITS BEEN?? YOUR HONOR MY CLIENT IS A TICKING TIME BOMB AND WAS BOUND TO ACT VIOLENTLY BECAUSE HE WAS TRAPPED IN A CYCLE OF FLIGHT OR FIGHT