If You’re Gonna Introduce Me To Something New You Have To Defeat My 7 Evil Ex Hyperfixations

Diego: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Five: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents

Diego: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Luther: Actually I did the math, Five would have $225, not $0.15

Five: did i ask you to fucking input....

Klaus: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Diego: while you’re there could you buy me an apple juice please?

Klaus: Sorry I only have a dollar

Diego: :(

Luther: Hey I just realized guys, Five would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Klaus: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Luther: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Allison: Yeah and he wants soda and apply juice

Luther: Apply juice to what

Vanya: Directly to the forehead

Five: Great chat everyone

if gay and happy are synonyms, why won't the marauders fandom let them experience joy??

*sighs* i miss my wife, tails

god FUCKING damnit it happened again

what (really) happened at malfoy manor

thinking "haha what if i jokingly shipped them" is your last chance to get out btw

I had to do it....

girl… no words

it’s his season