My Only Prediction For 2025:

are you loud in bed?

you could say that

Need to shove him in a mason jar like tinkerbell and shake him up (affectionately)

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

fuck infantilized cas, there needs to be more weird castiel content. castiel who’s a little fucked up and unintentionally unsettling. who doesn’t blink or break eye contact. who just stares at roadkill and dead bodies they come across on hunts. give me castiel with repressed sexuality that starts expressing itself in strange ways. give me perverts by ethel cain. give me pulldrone.

he’s viewing the human experience from an unbiased standpoint. he’s a 4 dimensional being stuffed into a 3 dimensional body. he is older than humanity as a whole. Why don’t you guys make him weird?

(via Flames Consume Tesla : r/clevercomebacks)

"I feel so much better when Im ☆ving!"

how life feels when I ☆ve:

Another Nicole coded post

what the fuck is an open relationship. die for me or go fuck yourself

DO NOT SUPPORT SALVATION ARMY 

Adults: Following rules is good, not following rules is bad

Little me: Okay :] *follows a rule*

Adults: Oh my god look at this loser. He doesn't know that this rule is Secretly Okay To Not Follow. Dumbass. Let's all laugh at him