WHY DO I LIKE THIS SO MUCH!?!

Cramps are like a sample of what it's like to be eaten by a zombie

(I made this and it was a pain in the ass cause my phone didn't want to cooperate)

So I've gotten into the Tattletail insanity and drew some (here's with and without effects)

It took me a minute to process why this was a thing but then I looked at the tags and mentally slapped myself

You can't fuck a crab.

My God I didn't know how much I needed this

Stefán in a blond wig as an anti-smoking hero who bursts in on random people smoking and puts out their cigarettes with a water gun while the Indiana Jones theme plays (via)

@markiplier. I like the way this Coke bottle thinks

I'm freaking out right now

So I just told my mom that I thought I was Bisexual and she told me to be what ever I want and told me she wouldn't care less of who I'd date even if it's a unicorn then told me that if iI did date a unicorn the only time she'd have a problem is if stabbed her boyfriend at dinner. I'm laughing so hard right now.

A Tumblr-less friend posted this theory her husband had. I slammed the headcanon button so hard I should have bought it dinner first.

Thor: Banner, I desire to act like a normal human for a time. How should I accomplish this? Bruce: Well, um, normal people don’t have your speech pattern, for one. They, um, have jobs and hobbies… Thor: Hobbies? Bruce: You know, photography, video games, puzzles… Thor: And how does one acquire a ‘job’? Bruce: Most people use the inter… you should probably look in the classifieds in a newspaper. Also, try shaving the beard and cutting your hair- you’re a bit recognizable. Thor: *sees Superman/Clark Kent costume* A disguise? Like that man? Bruce: Sure, yeah, glasses work.

-later, above a Chinese restaurant-

Thor: Hello? I saw your ad. I’m Kevin.

I have and I still love the show, I'm sad it was canceled it was a great show

Reblog if you are still a part of the Dan Vs Fandom

// I’m curious how many have survived the shows cancelling…

Agreed I blame the mustache

WHY AM I IN LOVE WITH THE NEIGHBOR!?

I don’t know, but let me assure you, all of us are in love with him too.