That's A Strange Looking Pokemon

When someone eats the food you were saving

I'm freaking out right now

So I just told my mom that I thought I was Bisexual and she told me to be what ever I want and told me she wouldn't care less of who I'd date even if it's a unicorn then told me that if iI did date a unicorn the only time she'd have a problem is if stabbed her boyfriend at dinner. I'm laughing so hard right now.

please reblog if you believe...

-Hair has nothing to do with gender -Children should be able to define themselves with what/how they feel best about themselves -If something completely harmless and small can make someone love their body more, they should be encouraged to do it -Parents should be supportive of gender expression -Gender does not equate to sex or orientation -genderqueer kids deserve to express themselves (-anything along these lines) (-please) (-my parents are being extra transphobic lately) (-I’m sad and scared ok)

Here’s a little Gamzee for @gamzeeweek (I pictured a little Gamzee to wear big shirts, be covered in band aids cause he can’t see with his hair in his eyes and socks that look like his future pants) I was too lazy to finalize it cause I'm helping my aunt decorate for Christmas

I made cookies

Cramps are like a sample of what it's like to be eaten by a zombie

A Tumblr-less friend posted this theory her husband had. I slammed the headcanon button so hard I should have bought it dinner first.

Thor: Banner, I desire to act like a normal human for a time. How should I accomplish this? Bruce: Well, um, normal people don’t have your speech pattern, for one. They, um, have jobs and hobbies… Thor: Hobbies? Bruce: You know, photography, video games, puzzles… Thor: And how does one acquire a ‘job’? Bruce: Most people use the inter… you should probably look in the classifieds in a newspaper. Also, try shaving the beard and cutting your hair- you’re a bit recognizable. Thor: *sees Superman/Clark Kent costume* A disguise? Like that man? Bruce: Sure, yeah, glasses work.

-later, above a Chinese restaurant-

Thor: Hello? I saw your ad. I’m Kevin.

Turtle Necklace

I like how the most popular thing on my account is the post about the jontron peridot gif, wth why is that so popular?