It's not even funny how many times this has happened to me
When your friends plan something your not invited to right in front of you
Am I wrong or does Yellow pearl kinda sound like Double D from Ed Edd and Eddy
Cramps are like a sample of what it's like to be eaten by a zombie
I just realized that the little boy wearing it probably didn't speak English nor understand since I live in South Florida which makes sense why he ran. (Also I like to joke about me being ugly when animals run from me I actually to think that I say it as a joke but thank you very much those who were concerned it made feel better)
So I complimented someone on their TMNT shirt today and they ran away. I guess I’m that hideous
What if there was a version of Once Upon A Time that instead of Fairytale character, they have Horror Movie characters. People in the town just realize they are psychotic instead of normal and there's always at least one murder per episode
I want to see how many people agree
I have South Park Stick of Truth pants