Yes

fuck, marry, kill but they're all the same person

Kids grampa went urn mode

an old classic for my contribution to our national holiday. this year i bring you pap-high-rus. next year? the same.

glad to see those spreading the truth

Every reblog removes one HP from the queen

it’s so evil when you have a beverage and you drink it and then there’s no beverage anymore

i must not afternoon nap. afternoon nap is the mind-killer. afternoon nap is the little death that brings total obliteration. i will face my afternoon sleepy tired and permit it to pass over and through me. and when it has gone i will turn the inner eye to see its path. where the afternoon sleepy tired has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain

baby girl your speech patterns make no sense. im in love with you