A Moral Dilemma

Favorite annotations in my new trumpet part

All I want is an X Men TV show about them just doing normal things. Normal life in the mansion.

Can you imagine if they did a whole X-Men film where nothing catastrophic happened? Like just think of the opening shot being zoomed in on Erik’s face, furrowed brow and pure Magneto tension “We already tried your way, Charles,” he starts as he has many times “Now we try my way.” The camera zooms out and he and Xavier are just building IKEA furniture while Hank actually reads the instructions. 

X-Men: Domestic Home Life

Yo,my dad was on a hike and walked straight into one of these things. It was on his face and everything. My uncle and him took pictures of it afterwards and it looked like it was smiling.

Those things are definitely nightmare fuel dipped in yellow paint.

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*Speaking quickly* So before Halloween I decided to get online and try to look for some abandoned cemeteries.

So I ended up finding one but it was in the middle of the woods so I decided to just plug some coordinates and take a chance. And I found something a helluva lot scary.

As I am walking the path to find this abandoned cemetery, um… *voice getting louder* Hands! Hands! Everywhere!!

By now you’re probably thinking to yourself, easyise, hands don’t just crawl what are you talking about? You would be correct.

Um- SPIDERS! FUCKING SPIDERS! DRACULARACHNIDS THE SIZE OF MY FUCKING HAND!!!

So after pissing myself and driving home, uh- I came home and looked it up on the internet and found exactly what it was I saw.

*Louder voice but not quite yelling* And here it is fam! Uh people like to call ‘em golden silk orb weaver *voice getting louder* but I like to call them NIGHTMARE FUEL DIPPED IN YELLOW FUCKING PAINT.

*Yelling* YOU SEE THE UNHOLY SIZE OF- THERE IS NOTHING AMAZING ABOUT THAT ON YOUR FACE!!

WHAT KIND OF ALIEN VS PREDATOR SCP SATAN SHIT-

IS THAT ONE EATING A FUCKING BIRD?!?!

THIS THING IS LIKE VOLDEMORT FUCKED A DEMAGORGON BUT SURE LET’S PUT IT ON A GREETING CARD!!!

*In a incredulous tone* SATAN DOESN’T EXIST?!?! THEN WHY WAS I MET WITH A FOREST-FUL OF THIS SHIT?

CHECKMATE ATHEISTS!

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A curator should never be punished for something they can not control. We have exhausted all options to get this resolved. We followed the steps provided by Tumblr to take down all associated posts. The artist has written Tumblr directly to rescind the takedown notice. Their response: no

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Well it’s a good thing I can’t die amIright?

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

Holy

Sometimes I draw comics where the characters are just nice to each other.

MURDER NO MAN

RESPECT THIS SACRED LAND

MAKE MORE MUTANTS

(aka the third law of mutants is to fuck: a compilation)

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Rogue: No, you’re not keeping the horse.

Wolverine: I let you keep Gambit!