I Have No Idea What I Am Other Than A Lunatic But You're Welcome To Stick Around

last night I had a dream where a monkey was joining a basketball team but was scared of living in his dad's shadow so LeBron James's son had to cheer him up by relating to him

brain too loud

eyes too wide

what's next mouth too big?

oh that too

clementines are so disapointing.

the juice is so good but then IT JUST TURNS INTO MUSH

it's not even good mush. it stays in your mouth too long

I hate it. I hate it so much.

I thought I had finally won and clementines wouldn't become all mushy cuz my friend gave me two (2!!) actually good clementines.

and then I ate one at home AND IT WAS MUSH

Ezreal seems like the type of character I would just love!

Except for just one small thing

HE LOOKS LIKE A LESBIAN

am i the only one who sees this??

like I'm like 50% sure it's the haircut

The thing that really gets me when people talk about Cats as “all the characters compete to see who gets to die” is that literally nowhere does in the text or subtext of the show does it say that the ball is a competition???? Like Old Deuteronomy makes the Jellicle Choice at the end of the night, but he’s not even present for every song by a “competitor” so it literally makes less sense when you add that spin to it. They’re just talking about themselves because they’re cats and that’s what they love more than anything else

What do you call a french lawyer who's also a hot tub?

a j'accuzzi

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

this post must be reblogged by everyone

Time for the hottest new gameshow!

Am I experiencing Horrible Anxiety or do I just need to go to sleep?

If your 13 or older and still sleep with a stuffed animal please rb this im tryna prove a point to my friend.