Did You Do Your Chores Today (also Look Up The ASL Alphabet For Me Pls And Thank You)

me scrolling tumblr only to hear my sister whisper

"do you like dead bodies" like 3 times.

SHE'S WATCHING TRANSFORMERS????

this is slightly fineeee. dare I say CHILL even

^tagged by @soctherapy but the post was getting too long

this isnt a win for me.......

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new headcanon unlocked: william afton was a theater kid

William outside Freddy's waiting for the right time to make a silly dramatic entrance:

I literally went on an emotional rollercoaster

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If your 13 or older and still sleep with a stuffed animal please rb this im tryna prove a point to my friend.

when you need to do your tri-monthly cry but the cry doesn't come so now you're just sad for a full week

probably gonna do something totally crazy tonight, something nobody would ever EVER expect from me!!! (watch cats 1998)

you ever cringe so hard that you have to drop your phone and put your head in your hands

clementines are so disapointing.

the juice is so good but then IT JUST TURNS INTO MUSH

it's not even good mush. it stays in your mouth too long

I hate it. I hate it so much.

I thought I had finally won and clementines wouldn't become all mushy cuz my friend gave me two (2!!) actually good clementines.

and then I ate one at home AND IT WAS MUSH

last night I had a dream where a monkey was joining a basketball team but was scared of living in his dad's shadow so LeBron James's son had to cheer him up by relating to him