So That Twitter Takeover Huh

i'm sorry but if an ancient dragon wanted to be my mate then i would simply ignore the imbalanced power dynamic and problematic age gap because it would be really hot

prompted by @sanchomps for more fat exos <3

The three times Narinder called Lamb by a nickname

And the one time he didn’t

sorry for all the angst have this instead

made this shitpost months ago and forgot about it

Here’s I drew a bit ago for new new d&d campaign about monsters. Thanks @drakdrawings​ for helping me with his colors and lamp JARROHAM THE LUSTROUS is a Genie of an indeterminable age from the elemental plane. He is used to a lavish and decadant palace lifestyle in a floating paradise of clouds he calls home. Several years of partying and frolicing have left Jarroham a shell of the all powerful djinni he claims to be and when finally summoned by his family to prove himself a successor to his mother’s prestigeous wish granting cosmic lineage he could barely gather enough magic to perform simple parlor tricks let alone great feats of shape shifting like his sisters could. Being exiled from the elemental plane for his lethargic and posh lifestyle of little substance doesn’t have him down though! As he was kicked out into the material plane he bravely vowed while totally not crying to live up to his name; Jarroham the Lustrous! The next time his mother would hear of him would be through the laundry list of wonderous accolades he’d surely accomplish.

-Loud and boisterous, tends to let everyone know if he’s enjoying or disliking something immediately. -While he hasn’t learned to shape-shift as well as other genies, he’s great at conjuring outfits -Has a great sense of pride for where he comes from and can’t help compare everything in the material plane to his home -Hides a miniature pet chicken in his turban -Among the things he’s proudest of is his family’s silks which he wears everywhere. -Has a fucking sega genesis with dr. robotnik’s mean bean machine inside his lamp it’s my genie I’ll fucking do it

I like my men how I like my wine: full-bodied and with fruity undertones

Shitposting in Dovahzul

“krif zey ko saad laas/ksl” - fight me in real life/irl

“grind zey ko piiv” - meet me in (the) pit

“ofaal pruzah” - git gud

“ni pah muz” - not all men

“mmm fos drey hi saag” - mmm whatcha say

“fahdondrik” - friendzone

“bo ahst zey zeymah” - come at me bro(ther)

“naak dii ulaan reym” - eat my entire ass

“vos zey naak hin reym” - lemme eat yo ass

“waan hi vis etaak daar hi los medliinvas” - if u can read this u r gay

“dii lingrahprakem dreh ni” - my anaconda don’t

“d'reg” - m'lady

The Onion Scrolls V: Skyrim