Me: House Md Is My Comfort Show It Makes Me So Happy

I hate when I look up how old the Beatles were during a huge turning point in their career and it’s some fuckass age like 22

So, you’re telling me that this Mike Wheeler right here is the same Mike Wheeler who:

Made it his soul mission to find Will when everyone else - including his friends - believed him to be dead.

Who sobbed into his mother’s arms when he himself believed Will had died.

Who recognised Will’s voice within 0.5 seconds of him singing over a pretty shitty, pretty static, 1983 model walkie talkie.

Who dragged Will away from Halloween so they could talk through his trauma and told him he wouldn’t leave him alone.

Who slept in a hospital chair right next to Will so he never had to leave his side.

Who told Will that asking him to be his friend was the best thing he’s ever done.

Who noticed any slight change to Will’s demeanour within a split second.

Who biked through a thunderstorm to apologise for being twat because he couldn’t stand Will being mad at him any longer than necessary?!

RIP Mike Wheeler, I guess🫡

I have three modes of reading

Dont read

Read a 500 page book in a day

Read only fanfiction until my eyeballs drop out of my skull from exhaustion

“this character is dead” to you maybe. I don't know where y'all live but I live in denial

Barbie BF Oppenheimer GF

𝗛𝗮𝗱𝗲𝘀: *has a literal hellhound to guard the underworld*

𝗔𝗹𝘀𝗼 𝗛𝗮𝗱𝗲𝘀: *when he sees Cerberus* CUTIE ALERT 🚨 stop 🤚 right there young pupper‼️‼️where's my little cuppy cake 🍰 cuddle train 🚂 go choo choo 💨 next stop ⛔ you 💕 whose my sweet little baby boy 😘😘 you ‼️‼️ yes you are 💗💗

Derek: I'm going to Taco Bell, you guys want anything?

Spencer: I want my father to be proud of me

Derek:

Derek: yeah, I got like ten bucks

god ji "can we skip TO the good part" bola tha "can we skip the good part" nahi

Harry doesn’t hear from Ron all summer: My friends hate me. I have no friends. I am alone in this world.

Ron doesn’t hear from Harry all summer: Welp, guess I better steal a car and go find out what the fuck’s going on.

Honestly, whats the point of even listening to Queen unless your music is so loud it sounds like they’re all beating you up with their instruments.