In Fact, Most Husbands Wouldn't. But You're Not Like Most Husbands, Are You. You Love It That Your Wife

If they can't suck your toes and masturbate while you get destroyed, they don't really love you 😅

Tonight marks the fourth night in a row that your wife and your room-mate from college have taken over the main bedroom, relegating you to the couch or the basement. When he came to town on business, you had invited him to stay with you and your wife -- but you thought it would only be for two or three nights at the most, and you certainly didn't anticipate that he and your wife would get along so well. But what could you do? You couldn't very well kick him out, and in any case, when you've hinted that you were expecting him to leave soon, your wife had gotten angry with you and told him that as far as she was concerned, he could stay as long as he wanted.

I am a pathetic loser