Sirpolygoner - Sir Polygoner

You WISHED you were half as good as me.

so I was going through the fontaine archon quest but I had to leave my pc for a couple of hours and I come back to this

IM FUCKING DYING NEUVILLETTE WAS FINE BEFOR I LEFT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPEND? BOTH PAIMON AND LUMINE ARE ACTING LIKE NOTHING HAPPEND WHILE NEUVILLETTE IS GETTING SENT TO THE SHADOW REALM

Being on the internet has shown me that I am lucky to have parents who treat me like a person, by doing such wild things as: knocking on my door and saying please and thank you you're asking me for help

Soooooo the gimmick of scarlet and violet is putting funny hats on the Pokémon, right?Soooooo that means that every Pokémon has a place where a hat goes, do you see where in going with this? Soooooooo if we can't put hats on our Pokémon next game we riot, OK? OK.

I don't want to know what fucked Carmine up so bad that not hitting Kieran was being kind

can someone explain how he fell because I have no clue how an origami banana made him fall

This game just dropped from a 9.9/10 to a 0/10

the reason that he is a girl asked him to vore her(its the most impactful moment in the show) and because she is the only human he ate he defaults to her form(or he defaults to her do to sentimental value).

the reason he is a child is that he is pretty childish(he says stuff like "amazeballs" unironeky) so a grown adult saying that would sound weird so a childish body fits better

i don't plan on the watching the anime but can someone tell me why the main character in 'reincarnated as a slime' looks like a 12 year old girl. isn't he supposed to be a man in like his late 20s