Regulus: Care To Explain What Happened Pour Moi?

We stan!!!!

chaotic good

the marauders are at a party.

sirius: *shit-faced drunk, dancing horribly on a table.*

remus: *sighing* love is blind.

james: *also shit-faced drunk, singing horribly on a makeshift stage.*

regulus: *facepalming* love is also deaf…tone-deaf.

people who were killed after dying:

1- dumblewhore: by all the marauders collectively, but lead by james.

2- peter pettigrowsomeballsplease: by sirius black and strangely regulus black too.

3- snivellus snape: by lily evans because “how dare you sacrifice my husband and son but ask for me to be spared?”

4- remus lupin and mary macdonald: they were suffocated by a hug from all the marauders.

from a fellow neurodiverse & nonbinary & prospective convert lesbian:

happy lesbian lovers day! 💖

[ ID: The “I wish all…” Bugs Bunny meme reading: I wish all black lesbians, trans lesbians, asian lesbians, nonbinary lesbians, jewish lesbians, he/him lesbians, muslim lesbians, fat lesbians, neurodiverse lesbians, and disabled lesbians a very pleasant and safe lesbian visibility day. ]

james walks in on wolfstar.

james: bro, are you fucking serious?

sirius: i can confirm that i am, indeed, fucking sirius.

remus: *peeks his head out from under the covers*

remus: and i can also confirm that i am, indeed, fucking sirius.

plot: sirius is texting remus and james while he’s at a family gathering.

sirius: fuck me i hate it here.

remus: isn’t that lovely.

sirius: feeling h i g h k e y judged by some boomers for my band-tee.

james: well, you would’ve been judged whether you wore it or not.

sirius: BAHAHA FUCK-

remus: there’s this thing, idk if u know it, but it’s called the subtle art of not giving a fuck.

sirius: yeah no, i prefer to not give any fucks loudly and boldly.

remus, replying to himself: it’s very low key, i have it, and it saves me.

james: forget them, they’re probably reptiles anyways.

sirius: yeah, no, they’re too unsuccessful to be reptiles, but their dry skin is really backing up your point there prongsie.

sirius: OKAYGTGTHEYRESUMMONINGME.

the marauders as the types of people you’d see on eid day! (eid at the prongs household)

wakes everyone up at 6am bc family is coming over: james.

is having the time of their life cooking in the kitchen or making all kinds of desserts: peter

spends HOURS getting ready, so they have to be woken up extra early: sirius and marlene.

gets dragged by their feet to go to eid prayers: sirius

“give me the fucking money” : remus and regulus.

hands out money in cute little envelopes: mary and lily.

uses a money shooter and enjoys watching the battle royale as everyone dives to the ground to collect as much money as possible: sirius and regulus // euphemia and fleamont.

steals all the money from the kids: dorcas.

lily rejected james for the 700th time, and he ran out of tissues to cry into.

james: *tears out a page from ‘the song of achilles’ and wipes his tears*

remus, only noticing the book cover and james’ crying: yeah…i get why you’re crying, that book is pretty fucking sad.

james: my love life is pretty fucking sad too, moony.

*at james and regulus’ wedding*

everyone: aw, look at sirius, he’s gone to the back, he’s probably crying.

sirius: *dancing his little heart out because he no longer has to deal with james’ snoring or regulus’ 3 am epiphanies.*