Ok So For Those Of You Who Don’t Know, There’s This Twitter Account Of A Japanese Hero Mascot Named

ooh! there’s something in the directory known as Wal-World, and when I searched it up, it led to a website that “gave us access to the legal world”. and based on my limited knowledge of the legal system, cases are what’s argued in courts. the case directory may be referring to cases that were argued in some sort of universal court.

On the USA 404 page you can see Themis

So if you go to the source code of the 404 page on the USA website, you can see it’s the background without the animated circles. I opened it in a new tab and I thought I saw Themis, the Greek personification of Justice. It seems I wasn’t wrong. It’s pretty common for Themis sculptures to be in places like courts etc, USA didn’t use it without reason. I wonder why they used one of the Earth’s symbols for all of the different aliens and species from all across the multiverse to see (its probably nothing lol, just a design choice to establish USA as a institution of justice or something) @canceltheact​ the Ancient Greek theme continues…

Ohhhhh the underused potential of Plas not perceiving himself as human anymore

idea. it fits. it works. hosonaga travels to britain is a wip, written shit probably won’t come in a while (made in objection.lol)

^ above idea from really good friend on discord <3

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ikJA4T0N3bjLicy7NueXiiGJQyfCOYLAcIEedI0TnhQ/edit?usp=sharing

HERE IS THE GOOGLE DOC WHERE I WORK ON DECIPHERING THE CODE IN PARADOX DETECTED

(and to people who follow me for tf2 content, don’t worry! it’ll be back as soon as I finish this)

TF2 ideas: HP

(i’ve never played tf2 past the tutorial so excuse me if I get some ideas wrong. also, i’m no good at explaining)

So how does HP work in a more “realistic” way? 

Each mercenary would take a sort of endurance test where they would be shot multiple times to see how long they could last while suffering from bullets/melee weapons. However long they can survive for and still move around while hurt would determine a number of HP they’d have. (with respawn on of course)

Then each gun would be measured to see which does the most damage, which would determine damage points.

Once the HP reaches 0, they would be killed immediately through some sort of respawn technology, since once 0 HP is reached then the mercenary would either already be dead or hurt so badly that they couldn’t move at all. Leaving them alive at that point would be idiotic since they can’t do anything. 

This system does have flaws though, since if someone was on 1 HP they’d be hurt VERY badly, but because their HP isn’t at 0 they’d be left alive and unable to respawn. So they either limp around and try to keep fighting, or someone needs to finish them off. Most would choose to keep going since running into the opposing team would finish them off.

(anyone under 5 HP will limp around everywhere looking for the enemy team so that they can die lol)

I’d say the Administrator knows about this but since most people choose to get up and keep “fighting” she doesn’t care much for it.

got told at lunch "you feel like Tumblr Incarnate" and i had to tell them i've been here for 13 years and counting. i was here three years before dashcon happened. i saw the mishapocalypse. i survived the gigapause. i've been here longer than the shoelaces post. i've been here since it was hipsters versus fandom and i played both sides extensively by overdoing the sepia filters on everything and making my own flashing galaxy gif edits for my fandom posts. i'm every tumblr. it's all in me

sniper was initially not allowed into the pool near the base that soldier and demo dug/bombed repeatedly. because y’know, pissman, pisspool....no one stood on his side and everyone physically pushed him back whenever he tried to get in. one night he just says screw it and jumps in the pool at 3 AM in the morning while no one’s in there. when they woke up and saw him in the pool, you’d better believe they shrieked and ran like little kids.

Sniper had the pool to himself for the rest of the week. whether or not he actually pissed is unknown.

they get along swell (click for higher quality)

he really does kazuma. he really does.

The J in the U.S.ans font looks like a face.

I can’t believe I spent the day after my birthday translating and memorizing a language from an online show. (bottom translation: real sh*t)

The captain is simultaneously the “Great decision maker” and also the dumbest person on earth. That’s just how it is.

Here’s the template for anyone who wants to use it.