Puss In Boots: The Last Wish Has Been Eating At Me For A Lil Bit, So Have The Funky Brain Idea. In The

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What I’d give for one of the Cinderella remakes to go into how when you’re in an isolated and abusive situation, sometimes you need to be saved and you’re not weak if you can’t escape by yourself

I’ve never been a fan of bad faith reinterpretations of fairy tales, especially ones which flatten the originals into “princesses is saved by a prince and nothing else”, to then go #girlboss. The princess can save herself because she’s a strong female character! (Implying if you’re in a bad situation, it’s because you’re not strong enough to get out)

The J in the U.S.ans font looks like a face.

I can’t believe I spent the day after my birthday translating and memorizing a language from an online show. (bottom translation: real sh*t)

The captain is simultaneously the “Great decision maker” and also the dumbest person on earth. That’s just how it is.

Here’s the template for anyone who wants to use it.

back to tf2 stuff again!

pretty random one, but i feel like demoman would write books in his spare time about the supernatural! he has a very popular book that is about a young boy who is haunted by a ghost. however, he dropped writing after his mother kept saying it wasn’t good enough and didn’t make enough money. after mann. co hired him, he’s had a lot of time to write in between battles. there’s one book about a rivalry between two boys that ends up with the other dead that was inspired by his rivalry with soldier in the War! Update.

Masks of Smoke

MISSION BEGINS IN 60 SECONDS.

“Say, Spy. How does your mask and disguise thing work?

The RED Spy stiffened. Scout continued talking.

“I mean, all you do is put on a mask and throw a smoke bomb and now everyone thinks you’re the stupid Medic or something. What’s the freakin’ deal with that?”

“Scout, are you sure that your mind the size of a quail egg could understand it in the first place?”

“Of COURSE I can understand it,” said Scout, waving his hands in the air indignantly, “Besides, quail eggs are huge, man! Have you even seen one before?”

Spy blew a puff a smoke and smirked. 

“And have YOU ever seen one? They’re smaller than chicken’s eggs.”

“...quail eggs my ass. Tell me how your freakin’ mask works!”

Spy sighed, then put out his cigarette. 

“Well, the smoke encourages the idea of the mask actually being my face. It’s memetic, I’d say. It makes the enemy team think that I’m one of them with whatever new chemical from Australia it uses.” Scout blinked, his mind hitting a brick wall the second Spy had said the word memetic. Of course, he was the smartest in the entire RED team, so of course he knew what it meant! It was just...used in Spy terms. Yeah, that must be why. Spy’s speaking in Spynese.

“Alright, alright, I understand. But just in case, y’know, could you like...repeat that in English?”

Spy rubbed at his forehead, then mimicked Scout’s voice perfectly.

“Of COURSE I can understand it! Very well Scout, here it is in English. The smoke makes people think that I’m actually whatever mask I am wearing. Without the smoke, people would see me as a man walking around with a mask. And without the mask, the smoke has nothing to convince people of. Understand, Scout?”

“Yeah, I guess. But what makes the smoke ‘memetic’ or whatever?”

“Like I said, it’s something from Australia. No one knows what the hell those Australians do down there, especially after they discovered Australium.”

MISSION BEGINS IN 10 SECONDS.

Spy picked up his balisong and examined it, while Scout pulled his bat up over his shoulder.

“I wish you luck, Scout. This mission isn’t going to be an easy one.”

“Hey, thanks. Get them all smoked up out there for me!”

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Memetic (as from the SCP Wiki) -  Memetics in regards to SCP objects tends to focus on the impossible rather than the mundane, regarding effects that are transmitted via information. In general, the effects themselves should remain in the realm of information. A memetic SCP would be more likely to be a phrase that makes you think you have wings as opposed to a phrase that makes you actually grow a pair of wings. If you write up magic words that make people grow wings, it should be described as something other than memetic.

(is my writing any good? tell me where I can improve in writing, since I’ve never had actual feedback for my work)

The water was a late decision haha.

ooh! there’s something in the directory known as Wal-World, and when I searched it up, it led to a website that “gave us access to the legal world”. and based on my limited knowledge of the legal system, cases are what’s argued in courts. the case directory may be referring to cases that were argued in some sort of universal court.

On the USA 404 page you can see Themis

So if you go to the source code of the 404 page on the USA website, you can see it’s the background without the animated circles. I opened it in a new tab and I thought I saw Themis, the Greek personification of Justice. It seems I wasn’t wrong. It’s pretty common for Themis sculptures to be in places like courts etc, USA didn’t use it without reason. I wonder why they used one of the Earth’s symbols for all of the different aliens and species from all across the multiverse to see (its probably nothing lol, just a design choice to establish USA as a institution of justice or something) @canceltheact​ the Ancient Greek theme continues…

EXCERPT: He used to talk a lot, more than he would care to admit. After he fell ill…well, talking is rather hard when there’s always an itch at the back of your throat. 

He’s found merit in listening instead. Listening patiently for a slip-up from witnesses, from suspects, from seemingly innocent bystanders. Waiting like a predator, hiding from the sight of its prey but still there, stalking the truth silently.

And so, in court, he waits. Waits silently for the woman’s words to trip her up, listening and documenting every statement with detail and a simmering rage.

Working on writing case 1-1 of DGS from Hosonaga’s perspective, so here’s an excerpt! I plan to tackle all the cases he’s involved in, as well as some in-between phases. It...will take a while though. Sorry.  (man i should post something other than hosonaga for once hhhh)

(low quality I’m sorry!) i just imagine archimedes as like a carrier pigeon/dog that takes organs from the enemy team and gives them to medic because medic reasons i guess. usually only takes bones because those are the only things it wont destroy with it’s beak lol.

Blinded.

I thought about van Zieks' breakdown and how he didn't have any noticable post-breakdown sprites, so then I had the idea for an alternative breakdown where he rips off his badge and afterwards, regards it with horror and confusion because he decided to carry his brother's legacy without knowing there was blood was sticking to it.