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I’m pretty sure its boths because alot of maps are anti antis 

Serious question

Was it MAPs or anti antis who started the defending of lo/l/ic/on and shit like that just because it’s cartoon what the hell

B I D E N S T O R M

i say these words before StarClan, so that the spirits of our warrior ancestors may hear and approve of my choice. the new deputy of americaclan is bidenstorm

the struggle is real fam

Being an mlm on tumblr is exhausting because half the m/m content on this site is made by and for straight women, and they always have the worst taste in men

oh my god is that mettaton from popular game undertale and hajime hinata from popular game dang gun rope a

Who are they?

WRONG ANSWERS ONLY

tag urself i’m bunk

really important image i wanted to share with you all

0w0

summoned him, went towards the direction where the game was lagging, left these messages.

your move, heroswine.

only true gamers understand

I always hated aphmau Idk why

You know what, F*ck you

*straightens your Dreamsmp*

this is my new favorite blog

:3…Met a guy named Bernie Sanders today in school… he could vore me any day……. *roblox death sound*

was there ever context to this

there is no greater scene in all of sonic history

Wendigo by Kyle Enochs  

noted

Instructions for a walk in the woods

-Always bring a knife, never bring a gun. A hunting knife works best.

-If you go alone, you risk yourself. If you go with others, you risk them. Know your priorities 

-Never check your phone, date, or time. Never contact otherpeople.

-If you get a phone call from Unknown, answer it. They will lead you to places you must see. If its from someone you know, do not answer. That is not who you think it is.

-If you hear voices, dont respond to their questions. If they tell you to get out of the woods, dont. There is no way out but through.

-Never make eye contact with other beings, living or otherwise. They are not to be trusted.

-If you see animal tracks, follow. This may lead you to something interesting. If you see Human tracks, do not follow. This person did not make it out.

-If you hear a low voice asking for help, run.

-If you see a street light with no street, do not let the light from it touch you. 

-If you find bones, dont take them. Otherwise They will follow

the third chalice 

𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝔼ℕ𝔻 𝕆𝔽 𝕐𝔸ℕ𝔻𝔼ℝ𝔼 𝔻𝔼𝕍

VIBE CHECK! *gently kisses you on the lips* your vibes are amazing bro

“Mothman Says NO To Fascism” Banner

Reblog if you save

be a trans ally

hey uh what are you guys using to make weirdcore/dreamcore edidts and pics

am i allowed to be anglekin demonkin and spacekin at the same time

if demon bad why fuckable CHECKMATE CRISTIANS

being leftist is hard

why is being a leftist so god damn hard, like I gotta read 20 books written by dead russian guys and I have to do, to be right wing is be a gamer in 2007 and use 4chan  

what the fuck am i on drugs are ya’ll seeing shit

please help I'm losing my fucking mind

hail bob ross and smoke a cop with the pals

420 blaze it

im just gonna save this for later

Soul Cake Recipe and Spell for Samhain 🎃🍂

You Will Need:

3/4 cup of butter, softened

1/2 cup of sugar

1/4 cup of brown sugar

3 egg yolks

3 2/3 cup of white flour

1 tsp cinnamon

1/2 tsp ground cloves

1/2 tsp nutmeg

A dash of milk

1 cup of raisins, plus 1/4 cup set aside

Powdered sugar to decorate

Preheat oven to 375 degrees Fahrenheit

Instructions:

In a large bowl, cream the butter and sugars together until the mix becomes light and fluffy, the. Add the egg yolks one at a time and beat into the mix.

In a separate bowl, mix the flour and spices together with a wooden spoon, then add the dry mix to the wet mix and stir thoroughly to incorporate it.

Add the milk as needed, if you feel the mix is a little too dry. It should be wet enough that it forms a nice, solid dough ball, but not so wet that it’s sticky or untouchable.

Roll the dough out with a rolling pin into a slab that’s about 1cm thick. Use a round cookie cutter or an upside down glass to cut out the cookies.

Place the cookies on a parchment lined baking sheet, and cut an “X” into the top of each cookie, and then decorate them with raisins. Then, sprinkle a little powdered sugar over each cookie.

Bake them for about 12-15 minutes until they’re a little brown on top. Remove them from the oven and allow them to cool on a rack.

For the Spell:

Decorate your altar for Samhain, and include imagery and symbols of death and new beginnings such as the Death tarot card, ghostly decor, jack o lanterns, photos of loved ones who have passed on and ancestors you wish to honor, dark colors, or offerings for your deities or ancestors.

Light 3 white candles on your altar, and then place a plate of the soul cakes you just made at the center of your altar.

Respectfully say, “Souls of the Dead, I honor you. But now you must move on. The season changes, and I honor you. But now you must be gone. Souls of the Dead, I pray for you. But now you shall move along. So mote it be.”

Enjoy your soul cakes with your friends and family and honor the memories of your loved ones that have passed on.

please be smart its better to be autistic then dead

welcome to the united states of missinformation oppression and failures 

I showed this to my therapist they said I was clenicly insane

Chaos Weiner sounds fucking hot

danm bruh

today i intimidated a men's barber into cutting my hair??

phrog

my dad just complainded 75 genders